Did People Really Eat Ewoks?

Published on Oct 18, 2021
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Did people eat Ewoks?

During the clone wars, Endor was a relatively unknown planet and most would never have heard of the Ewoks. Despite their ingenuity and crafty nature, those who did know about them often considered Ewoks to be a non sentient species. On remote outer rim planets such as Abafar, Ewok Jerky was served in run down diners such as the power sliders. Fortunately for the Ewoks, the rebel alliance would realise they were sentient and it seems likely that this practice was ended.


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  • Vader's Fortress

    Vader's Fortress

    Month ago

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  • Torbjørn Steinsland

    Torbjørn Steinsland

    4 days ago

    How do they survive the gas planet Endor?

  • manyfails

    manyfails

    11 days ago

    After knowing this i cant unsee that , beef with legs

  • Michi Games

    Michi Games

    Month ago

    Chewie: Perhaps

  • aza

    aza

    Month ago

    Ewok bacon and egg with blue milk is the best breakfast that i had in the coruscant underworld

  • wave 3161

    wave 3161

    Month ago

    How could anyone eat a Ewok

  • aksarahand

    aksarahand

    Month ago

    "Likely" Imagine if they didn't stop because they were too good

  • Tommy Bennett

    Tommy Bennett

    Month ago

    *Moon

  • Luke Simmons

    Luke Simmons

    Month ago

    Alan from generation tech loves Ewok. He likes kaminoan as well but they are high in sodium.

  • Keyshawn Phillips

    Keyshawn Phillips

    Month ago

    Wait Alan from generation Tech wasn't lying about the Ewok jerky thing

  • hblake5213

    hblake5213

    Month ago

    Aha But Endor can't be an unknown planet, because it's not even a planet.

  • BlueFeral

    BlueFeral

    Month ago

    Me and the boys eating chewbacca 🤡

  • Erik Knudsen Mörk

    Erik Knudsen Mörk

    Month ago

    Did Alan write this script?

  • Kirby Cooper

    Kirby Cooper

    Month ago

    Another reason to hate the rebellion!

  • Master Hawk

    Master Hawk

    Month ago

    But Ewoks Cheeks taste SO GOOD

  • Unworthy Potato

    Unworthy Potato

    Month ago

    Well the ewoks are people

  • Javafreak

    Javafreak

    Month ago

    This came out of nowhere and I couldn't stop laughing. Watching a depressing video then accidentally clicked a short.
    "DO PEOPLE EAT EWOKS"
    Earned a sub and a like.

  • Sean Brogan

    Sean Brogan

    Month ago

    They look chewy af tbh

  • ike13d

    ike13d

    Month ago

    You know, I guess the ewoks have finally provided something of value...
    Free RATIONS!

  • Scr3aming3agle

    Scr3aming3agle

    Month ago

    Everytime i play Empire at war...instead of blowing up alderaan, i send the death star to endor.

  • Tobias Wurnitsch

    Tobias Wurnitsch

    Month ago

    I have a suggestion for you:
    When was the chronological first time we hear the imperial march?

  • Zachary Lona

    Zachary Lona

    Month ago

    Sentient ≠ sapient

  • BloodthirstyDan

    BloodthirstyDan

    Month ago

    Porgs are trash 🗑️ Ewoks are better!

  • Stan

    Stan

    Month ago

    Did ewoks eat people

  • Ginger King

    Ginger King

    Month ago

    Goes to endor. Sees giant cities made in the trees. "Yeah these things aren't sentient"

  • Zeroslit

    Zeroslit

    Month ago

    i would of

  • Justin Marquez

    Justin Marquez

    Month ago

    Seemed likely…. Not- did stop. LOL!!!

  • Phi

    Phi

    Month ago

    Sad that Star Wars gets basic ethics right, even the empire in this regard, but actual human beings can’t stop shoveling the corpses and secretions of other sentient animals. Jeez. Basic rights to not be exploited and murdered as a child when?

  • Lord Shadowz

    Lord Shadowz

    Month ago

    They are absolutely delicious in garlic and butter. Humanity First!

  • Batman

    Batman

    Month ago

    I would eat them after playing ewok hunt

  • Fiyerodrawws

    Fiyerodrawws

    Month ago

    Fun fact Endor is a moon

  • EHail 26

    EHail 26

    Month ago

    I would too.

  • Mr. Pond

    Mr. Pond

    Month ago

    Great vid, just have to point out Endor is a moon tho

    • karm971

      karm971

      Month ago

      @Luke Stephens I thought the gas giant had nine moons in total.

    • Luke Stephens

      Luke Stephens

      Month ago

      @karm971 tana was the name of the sister moon.

    • karm971

      karm971

      Month ago

      @Luke Stephens I thought the gas giant was called tana or had some other designation.

    • Luke Stephens

      Luke Stephens

      Month ago

      Umm actually Endor is the name of the gas planet the forest moon orbited.

    • karm971

      karm971

      Month ago

      I was looking for this comment. It’s planet was given a different name, right?

  • GAMING MORAN

    GAMING MORAN

    Month ago

    Delicious

  • RIP END28 RIP END28

    RIP END28 RIP END28

    Month ago

    Beta's little Build-A-Bears they got terrifying ewoks he looks so scary then take out armies on their own all we need is a force sensitive ewok turns turn into a stiff and if in the galaxy is Doom the true emperor of the Galaxy will be more

  • Lazy

    Lazy

    Month ago

    Good. I hate ewoks.

  • OkayConstruct

    OkayConstruct

    Month ago

    Did ppl eat ewoks?
    *God I hope so*

  • PVT. Potato

    PVT. Potato

    Month ago

    Those Ewok cheeks are a delicacy when I'm in the star wars galaxy I want to be an Ewok meat smugglers

  • funincluded

    funincluded

    Month ago

    Endor isn’t a planet

  • Woah he fancy

    Woah he fancy

    Month ago

    I’m sorry did you really say “the planet”? Endor is a moon my man. Check your facts next time

    • EthanJD

      EthanJD

      Month ago

      Thought the same

  • Pip

    Pip

    Month ago

    Imagine living in a world where after centuries of eating Care Bear Jerky it comes out that they are sentient and aware of their slaughter

    • Woah he fancy

      Woah he fancy

      Month ago

      Just makes it more interesting. Now the jerky is a luxury item since less will be killed

  • I like cars

    I like cars

    Month ago

    I'd eat one I hate the little turds so they can all be eaten for all I'd care damn furry things

  • Wojciech Chomiak

    Wojciech Chomiak

    Month ago

    The rebel alience or 5 ppl?

  • jack_is_not_so_kool

    jack_is_not_so_kool

    Month ago

    How could you eat them
    They are so cute and loo like they give the best hugs and are good to sleep next to

  • mwara2444

    mwara2444

    Month ago

    Ewoks ate the dead stormtroopers, so it's kinda a wash, since they ate humans
    Google Ewoks Cannibals, they ate every type of animal, didn't care

  • Theo Hansson

    Theo Hansson

    Month ago

    Can you please start posting more like you did before?

  • Marcus Roberts

    Marcus Roberts

    Month ago

    ¼pounder Ewok burger.

  • Jerod WIlson

    Jerod WIlson

    Month ago

    Isn’t any living thing beside plants sentient I’m confused

  • Jim Van Der Poll

    Jim Van Der Poll

    Month ago

    Ewoks eat people and people eat Ewoks.

  • RangerLeaf

    RangerLeaf

    Month ago

    Someone's been watching too much generation tech

  • Most Marvelous MOCs

    Most Marvelous MOCs

    Month ago

    Order 66 a grilled Ewok sandwich

    • Most Marvelous MOCs

      Most Marvelous MOCs

      Month ago

      @Woah he fancy the soup is good but the sandwich is the best

    • Woah he fancy

      Woah he fancy

      Month ago

      My favorite

  • Cobalt Prime

    Cobalt Prime

    Month ago

    In fairness, they probably eat each other. They may be sentient, but they’re still a savage race.

  • Jeremy Baker

    Jeremy Baker

    Month ago

    I just had an epiphany. 🤔
    The movie Gremlins the mogwai is what happens when one of Yodas Species breeds with a Ewok. Am I wrong???🤔😳😁

    • The tower of Babble

      The tower of Babble

      Month ago

      Yes

  • Jeremy Baker

    Jeremy Baker

    Month ago

    I just kinda would figure any creature that made clothes was sentient.

  • Omega Cerberus

    Omega Cerberus

    Month ago

    HE CALLED ENDORE A PLANET!!!!!

  • Jeremy Baker

    Jeremy Baker

    Month ago

    Endor wasn't a planet it was a forest moon.

    • Woah he fancy

      Woah he fancy

      Month ago

      That’s what I’m saying

  • Therogueone 2103

    Therogueone 2103

    Month ago

    The Ewoks should be extinct and the moon an ash heap

  • Samay Ghosh

    Samay Ghosh

    Month ago

    Ewok steak: Cuteness 100

  • nick O'Keefe

    nick O'Keefe

    Month ago

    Ewok jerky?? Ahahaha

  • Jo Jo

    Jo Jo

    Month ago

    Yes but the Ewoks didn't reciprocate.

  • Kyle Bedingfield

    Kyle Bedingfield

    Month ago

    I couldn’t eat a Ewok they are just too cool

  • Den Hurensohn

    Den Hurensohn

    Month ago

    Imagine a stormtrooper being like: Ayo lemme get some of those Ewok nuggets bro

    • Woah he fancy

      Woah he fancy

      Month ago

      Delicious yum

    • person atthebay

      person atthebay

      Month ago

      Probly pretty common

  • General Clanka_

    General Clanka_

    Month ago

    Other way round buckaroo

  • Lyndon B. Johnson

    Lyndon B. Johnson

    Month ago

    I can hear Alan from Generation Tech talking about Ewok meat.

  • Mdx Que83

    Mdx Que83

    Month ago

    The little f***ers deserves worst.

  • Austin Williamson

    Austin Williamson

    Month ago

    More Ewok facts

  • J wal

    J wal

    Month ago

    Poor ewoks

  • Will Cresson

    Will Cresson

    Month ago

    If it bleeds, we can kill it. If we can kill it, we can eat it.

  • ⚡️ Poke_en_bol ⚡️

    ⚡️ Poke_en_bol ⚡️

    Month ago

    Hey dude, I have a question, Did the sith sayed “may the force be with you”?

    • Jubulus Prime

      Jubulus Prime

      Month ago

      Probably more like "Dominate the force"

    • DarthSquid2

      DarthSquid2

      Month ago

      "May the force SERVE you well"

    • Shadow

      Shadow

      Month ago

      Really good question!

    • MEN4CER

      MEN4CER

      Month ago

      Likely not as the sith desired to dominate the force rather than to let it guide them

  • Naartjie

    Naartjie

    Month ago

    They taste similar to cooked bear, I highly recommend ewoks and they are my favourite food

  • Henry Mack

    Henry Mack

    Month ago

    Massively underrated channel. Earned a sub instantly. Keep up the good work🙏

  • Hokies4evr

    Hokies4evr

    Month ago

    Not sure - but Ewoks apparently ate people… 😉

  • Datamed

    Datamed

    Month ago

    I feel like any creature really if presented with the opportunity they would eat them. Humans would be like a life or death

  • Plo Koon Productions

    Plo Koon Productions

    Month ago

    Just ask Generation Tech.
    I recommend treating Ewok like pork when you cook it.

    • Gwydion Russo

      Gwydion Russo

      Month ago

      Isn't he the one that started the whole thing

  • xRETROx

    xRETROx

    Month ago

    Thinking about it and oh god how sweet and spicy Ewok with rice sounds good 😂😂😂

    • xRETROx

      xRETROx

      Month ago

      @Clone Solar Mmmm tasty 😂

    • Clone Solar

      Clone Solar

      Month ago

      Mm, tastes like beef

  • Red Wrightyr

    Red Wrightyr

    Month ago

    Stormtroopers who survived Endor probably eat it still out of spite.

    • ARCHMAGOS DECIUS KRONEN

      ARCHMAGOS DECIUS KRONEN

      Month ago

      I would

    • Tomato44

      Tomato44

      Month ago

      @Ethan Baker “proceed to the shuttle” First and only game of ewok hunt I ever played was a sucess

    • deathbytouch

      deathbytouch

      Month ago

      Assuming they didn’t get eaten first

    • I like cheese

      I like cheese

      Month ago

      because they ate his friends

    • Ethan Baker

      Ethan Baker

      Month ago

      @Jeremy Baker as bad as the story is, we blatantly see stormtroopers escaping Endor in Battlefront 2.

  • NouoN

    NouoN

    Month ago

    yummy

  • Ken Palpy

    Ken Palpy

    Month ago

    Say what you want about Ewoks and Jar Jar, but you can't deny they were important to the plot, unlike with Porgs. Seriously, those things really didn't contribute ANYTHING except cheap commercial marketing.
    P.S: It's me or the ewok at the left in the thumbnail looks pretty badass?

    • OkayConstruct

      OkayConstruct

      Month ago

      At least porgs were cute. Still pointless and stupid but I don't mind them.

    • asianblockguy

      asianblockguy

      Month ago

      That and porgs are literally made because of the locations they shot at ,as their crew couldn't remove the puffins from said locations as they were a protected species of the area.

    • K H

      K H

      Month ago

      Yet somehow Porgs got more development than Finn. He was robbed

    • Clone Solar

      Clone Solar

      Month ago

      @Ken Palpy yea, mr walker here tried to kill him! He even turned vader back, when nobody thought he could.

    • QR-CODE

      QR-CODE

      Month ago

      @Vader's Fortress Same

  • Ken Palpy

    Ken Palpy

    Month ago

    People don't eat Ewoks



    *EWOKS EAT PEOPLE*

    • Turtle God

      Turtle God

      Month ago

      It felt good being the 69th like

    • Daninator

      Daninator

      Month ago

      @Primordial Sun m.usbil.info/free/uGVuzc2d0YSshdQ/video.html

    • Primordial Sun

      Primordial Sun

      Month ago

      In Mother Endor, Ewok eat you!

  • Adithya JN

    Adithya JN

    Month ago

    First I think